Janiera from This is From My Heart is here today to talk about how to treat your zombie boyfriend to a great Valentine's Day!
How To Show Your Zombie Boyfriend You Love Him on Valentine’s Day!
So with Valentine’s Day coming up I know many of you are preparing to show your zombie boyfriend that you love him. You’re not? Well we have to get started on that because having a zombie boyfriend is not like having a normal one I tell you! So, if you need some ideas on how to take care of that special man of yours keep reading.
· Don’t buy him Chocolate….he has a craving for brains. Most men and women enjoy exchanging chocolates on Valentine’s Day but not this guy. He’s looking for brains and the fresher the better. Also, you don’t have to go on a murderous rampage to get them but you might have to sneak by your local laboratory to pick some up. They may not be the freshest but they sure will make him happy. Now, if you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and you have to pick off a human or two go head and grab a brain, everyone is doing it!
· Untie him from the pole for today only: You know how you keep him tied to the pole in the back yard so he doesn’t try to eat the neighbors? Well, today you can give him a bit of a break and untie him. Take him for a walk around the block (you don’t want to go too far; remember how slow he is). Don’t let him run too wild. You’re going to have to keep him on a leash though because if he is free to walk around as he pleases he might start an epidemic! He will appreciate the once a year scenery change.
· Don’t take him to a restaurant. Ok, this is kind of self explanatory. Imagine if someone took you to a restaurant where the customers were big ol’ juicy stakes and you couldn’t eat any of them! Wouldn’t that be horrible? Well, that is how your Zombie boyfriend is feeling. He will appreciate a quiet at home dinner, cuffed to the table and drooling over you.
· Keep gift giving simple. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but, your man doesn’t talk a lot so it might be kind of hard to shop for him. This tip is extremely valuable because what you give him this Valentine’s Day will benefit both him and you! Get your moaning and groaning hubby some sweet (but manly) smelling lotion on the 14th. This is going to benefit you because we all know those zombies can get kind of funky every now and then. That manly smelling lotion can really make your man smell more pleasant. The lotion will help him because it will help soothe that dry, falling off skin he’s got going there. See, everyone is happy and isn’t that what everyone is about?
Hopefully these tips will help you and your brain eating hubby have a happy and fun Valentine’s Day. Remember to keep it Team Zombie!
Janiera Eldridge is a starving writer who shared her frugal living ways in her book “Having Fun While Saving Money”. She loves blogging and supporting authors on her book blog This is From My Heart. When she’s not blogging and reading she’s promoting authors on Fierce Reading Virtual Book Tours or typically talking too much.
Thank you Janiera for stopping by!